I got this hilarious card for my Mom on Mothers day! It says this:
What a mom says:
"clean up your room please".
What a kid hears:
"I want you to mope around all day,
move a few things around,
and complain about how hard you have to work".
I saw a lot of other cards, but not quite right.
When I saw this card, that all changed! I knew this one was perfect the moment I read it!:)